that's not true, i had a waffle yesterday.

it is the glorious time of year that is sandwich week.

i hate sandwich week.

because its not like "i'm gonna make a sandwich"

it's all "all i got to eat is sandwiches"

and i don't like forced sandwiches.

i don't like forced a lot of things.

except forced waffles. with forced waffles everyone wins.

you get to eat waffles

and the waffle fetishist that is forcing you to eat waffles, gets sexual gratification.

everyone wins.